The Fry Index
Six fries. One question: is it crispy?
The six fries
Six faces of Chip, from his crispy best down to Dudley’s soggy side. Crispiest first; tap one to see every film and show that landed there.
Large Crispy Fry4.76 and upAbsolute perfection. A top-tier cinematic experience. 
Regular Crispy Fry3.76 – 4.75A great movie. Highly enjoyable. 
Small Crispy Fry2.76 – 3.75Good, but it left you wanting just a little bit more. 
Small Soggy Fry1.76 – 2.75Bad, but barely. Just enough flaws to cross the line. 
Regular Soggy Fry0.76 – 1.75A genuinely bad time. 
Large Soggy Fryup to 0.75An absolute disaster. Send it back to the kitchen.
How it works
Every review is one fry
You pick the one that matches what you watched: not a number out of ten, not a star, a fry. A film or show’s score is the average of every fry it’s been given.
The bands aren’t rounded
A boundary sits at .75, not .5, so a film or show has to properly earn the next fry up. An average of 4.6 is still Regular Crispy.
One fry per person per film or show
You can change your mind whenever you like. Reviewing a film or show you’ve already rated edits your fry rather than adding a second one.
The dips
The fry says how good it was. Dips say how it felt. Every dip is a real fry dip standing for one feeling: add as many as fit when you log a review, or none at all. Tap one to see every film and show that has it. A title counts once a third of its reviewers picked that dip.
Feel-good
Thrills
Heavy stuff
Missing a feeling, or think a sauce is wrong? Suggest a dip.
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