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The Malibu Beach Vampires

The Malibu Beach Vampires

1991R1h 36m

Horror

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In addition to traditional bloodsuckers, there are other kinds of vampires. You know, such as some politicians, military people, and evangelists.

Director: Francis Creighton
Writer: Francis Creighton
Music: Paul McCarty
Rated: R · Under 17 requires an accompanying parent or adult guardian.

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Cast

Kelly GalindoChairperson, Malibu Vampires, Inc.
Christina WalkerVice President, Vampire Affairs
Rod SweitzerColonel Oliver West
Francis CreightonRev. Tim Fakker
Marcus FrishmanCongressman Terry Upstart
Mimi SpivakVampire in Charge of Federal Budget
Gretchen HousePammy Faye Fakker
Anet AnatelleWannabe Cher
Yvette BuchananRocket Scientist
Becky LeBeauCensus Taker

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